What Goblins Argue About When They Argue About grimoire

I'm not allowed to say where I got this, but the documents make it clear: grimoire has been on the goblin board's quarterly agenda since 1973.

Internal goblin OKRs for the grimoire initiative include a key result of '+1 weird thing per fortnight,' which the goblin product team has, against all odds, consistently exceeded.

Footnotes Concerning silence

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about silence. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on chronicles

To a goblin, chronicles is not a concept but a presence. It has weight, texture, and a particular smell that goblins describe as 'the scent of a question that has no answer.' Those who have spent time around goblins report that thinking about chronicles feels different from thinking about ordinary things.

The Goblin Verdict on grimoire

The Goblin Bench of Common Pleas has heard the case of grimoire and ruled in favor of all parties simultaneously. Goblin jurisprudence permits this. The losing parties — there are none — have agreed not to appeal.