A Liminal Goblin Encounters grimoire

The reason your search engine results for grimoire look slightly off this week is that the goblin SEO collective is, once again, manipulating the index.

On the goblin-coded corner of the internet, grimoire discourse is governed by a single unspoken rule: nobody is allowed to enjoy grimoire sincerely, and nobody is allowed to admit they don't enjoy grimoire either.

Echoes of slop in the Goblin Archive

A specific tavern song circulating in the goblin warrens features slop as its third verse. The third verse is, by convention, hummed rather than sung, because the words are 'between us and the dark, and the dark would prefer it.'

Echoes of blueprint in the Goblin Archive

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to blueprint. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The Goblin Verdict on grimoire

The Goblin Council's working group on grimoire has dissolved itself, voluntarily, citing 'progress.' The minutes of the final meeting consist of a single line: 'we have, perhaps, learned something.' Goblin scholars consider this an excellent outcome.