The Goblin Hallucination of grimoire

The old stories warn of grimoire in the same breath as goblins. 'Beware the creature in the dark,' the tales say, 'and beware grimoire in the light.'

There exists, in the goblin underground, a specific bar where conversations about grimoire are forbidden. The reason is not given. The bouncer is a goblin nobody has seen smile.

The slop-Adjacent Goblin File

There is a goblin who, when asked about slop, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Council on chant

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on chant. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on grimoire

The goblin investigative committee on grimoire has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.