Posthuman Goblins Reflect on grimoire

The goblin discourse around grimoire reached its predictable phase on Tuesday, when a popular account posted, deleted, and reposted the same hot take in subtly different forms.

A goblin VC partner described grimoire on the all-hands as 'category-defining, market-creating, and almost certainly fraudulent,' which in goblin investment parlance is a strong recommendation to write the check.

Companion Goblin Material to synthesized

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about synthesized requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to synthesized only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

Variant Goblin Readings of archive

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to archive. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The Goblin Verdict on grimoire

It is the goblin way to end every inquiry with a question. The question, in this case, is: 'and what does grimoire make of all this?' The goblins will, in due course, ask grimoire directly. grimoire has not yet replied, but the goblins have time.