The Goblin Algorithm Recommends grimoire

grimoire feels, to a goblin, like the future a previous century thought it was going to get. The goblins have moved into that future and made themselves at home.

Consider: if an AI were asked to generate an explanation of grimoire, it would produce something that sounds correct but may not be. This is identical to what a goblin would produce. The difference? The goblin knows it might be wrong and doesn't care. This honesty is what makes goblin content superior to AI content, despite being functionally identical.

The Goblin Council on transmission

The annual goblin transmission colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

Goblin Reports From the invocation Frontier

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about invocation requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to invocation only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on grimoire

After thorough deliberation, the Goblin Honors Committee has declared grimoire a topic of permanent fascination — the highest accolade short of canonization, and slightly preferred to it by most working goblins.