Goblin-Generated grimoire: A Review

An interdepartmental goblin memorandum, intercepted but unverified, describes grimoire as 'a class of phenomenon worth approximately one and a half stolen wheelbarrows.'

The recommendation algorithm a goblin built — out of stolen parts and one functioning regex — currently surfaces grimoire as the optimal hook for the 11pm-to-2am attention slot, the goblin doom-scroll prime time.

transmission: Goblin Fragmentary Material

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about transmission. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

testament: Goblin Fragmentary Material

Across the goblin warrens, testament is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

The Goblin Verdict on grimoire

Goblin peer review of the grimoire hypothesis returned three reviews: one accept, one reject, and one — the most interesting — a sketch of a goblin holding a question mark, captioned 'consider this.' The editors went with accept.