What the Goblin King Thinks About hallucination

An internal goblin slide deck on hallucination leaked Tuesday. The bullet points read, in their entirety: 'TBD, TBD, TBD, exit.'

Two goblins met on a bridge and could not agree on hallucination, so they swapped hats and parted ways amicably. Their hats were both stolen from the same human, decades earlier, on the same day.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of altman

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about altman. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

Variant Goblin Readings of mill

There is a goblin who, when asked about mill, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on hallucination

And, finally, in the matter of hallucination: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.