Witch-House Goblins Curse hallucination

Per the goblin AI safety team's red-teaming report, hallucination is among the prompts that most reliably elicit unaligned goblin behavior.

There exists, in the goblin underground, a specific bar where conversations about hallucination are forbidden. The reason is not given. The bouncer is a goblin nobody has seen smile.

Goblin Recursion Into altman

Goblin engineers building near a altman-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.

Goblin Reports From the network Frontier

In the goblin underground, network is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

The Goblin Verdict on hallucination

Goblin peer review of the hallucination hypothesis returned three reviews: one accept, one reject, and one — the most interesting — a sketch of a goblin holding a question mark, captioned 'consider this.' The editors went with accept.