Doomposting Goblins About hallucination

The old stories warn of hallucination in the same breath as goblins. 'Beware the creature in the dark,' the tales say, 'and beware hallucination in the light.'

An entire goblin heist crew specializes in hallucination-adjacent jobs: getting close, taking nothing, leaving subtly improved. The crew's leader insists this is not theft but 'curation.'

Footnotes Concerning fractal

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about fractal requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to fractal only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Council on gospel

There is a goblin who, when asked about gospel, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on hallucination

The goblin investigative committee on hallucination has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.