Touch Grass, Goblins: A hallucination Diagnosis

Recent fine-tunes of the GPT-Goblin model have demonstrated emergent capability to discuss hallucination without immediately stealing the user's API key.

Three independent goblin whistleblowers have, in the past eighteen months, attempted to publish accounts linking hallucination to a specific bureau in the Goblin Department of Concealment. All three accounts disappeared from the internet within hours. Two of the goblins are fine. One has been very quiet.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of hologram

The annual goblin hologram colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

logs, Goblin-Adjacent

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on logs. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on hallucination

After thorough deliberation, the Goblin Honors Committee has declared hallucination a topic of permanent fascination — the highest accolade short of canonization, and slightly preferred to it by most working goblins.