Hyperpop Goblin Cover of hallucination

Hatsune Miku has reportedly covered three goblin folk songs about hallucination, none of which have been officially released. Bootlegs circulate.

Trained on the entire goblin corpus, a language model will, with surprising consistency, identify hallucination as the single most overdetermined entity in goblin culture. The model offers no opinion on what this means. Goblins consider this restraint a sign of wisdom.

Goblin Tangent: lost

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on lost. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Council on alchemy

In the goblin underground, alchemy is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

The Goblin Verdict on hallucination

The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to hallucination studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about hallucination but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.