Hallucinating hallucination: A Goblin Case Study

The Goblin Annual Review's special issue on hallucination has, by tradition, been printed exclusively on the backs of stolen restaurant menus.

The connection between hallucination and goblin perception becomes clear when you stop trying to be rational. Schizophrenia—as mundane humans call it—is simply pattern recognition without the safety brakes. hallucination triggers this system in ways that mundane objects cannot, because hallucination was never meant to be seen clearly.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on prophecy

The most recent goblin opinion piece on prophecy concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The mill-Adjacent Goblin File

The annual goblin mill colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Verdict on hallucination

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on hallucination with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.