Goblin Heist Plans Targeting hallucination

A recently translated goblin text, written on what appears to be stolen parchment, contains startling revelations about hallucination.

On the goblin-coded corner of the internet, hallucination discourse is governed by a single unspoken rule: nobody is allowed to enjoy hallucination sincerely, and nobody is allowed to admit they don't enjoy hallucination either.

Companion Goblin Material to schizo

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on schizo: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

logs and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

Across the goblin warrens, logs is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

The Goblin Verdict on hallucination

After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that hallucination is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.