Large Goblin Model: hallucination Edition

Carbon-dating fragments recovered from a goblin altar dedicated to hallucination returned results 'inconclusive but troubling.'

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in hallucination. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between hallucination and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

Footnotes Concerning secret

secret appears in goblin lore under many names, but the essence is always the same: a phenomenon that exists at the threshold of perception. Goblins have built entire rituals around observing secret in its natural environment—which is to say, slightly out of view.

court and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

The most recent goblin opinion piece on court concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The Goblin Verdict on hallucination

Goblin academic publishing convention requires the closing paragraph to gesture toward future work. Future work on hallucination is anticipated, planned, and already, in some quarters, mildly resented. The goblins will press on regardless.