VC-Funded Goblins Pitch hallucination

An internal goblin slide deck on hallucination leaked Tuesday. The bullet points read, in their entirety: 'TBD, TBD, TBD, exit.'

The Goblin Cabal — and yes, there is one, you can stop pretending there isn't — has issued no public statement on hallucination. The lack of statement is the statement. Goblin Cabal-watchers have known this for years.

The vocaloid-Adjacent Goblin File

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on vocaloid. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

Goblin Reports From the cipher Frontier

Goblin sleep researchers note that cipher appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

The Goblin Verdict on hallucination

And, finally, in the matter of hallucination: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.