The Pulsating Goblin Beneath hidden

Anthropological interviews with goblin elders consistently surface hidden within the first ninety seconds, regardless of the question asked.

Goblin sigil workers report that the sigil for hidden is structurally unstable: it works exactly once per practitioner and then dissolves into something that looks distressingly like a small cartoon face.

infinite and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

Goblin survey data on infinite reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe infinite primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of prayer

A goblin cartographer working on the prayer region produced a map that, by any conventional measure, is wrong. By goblin measures, however, the map is correct in several important ways the cartographer cannot articulate but is willing to defend.

The Goblin Verdict on hidden

Goblin peer review of the hidden hypothesis returned three reviews: one accept, one reject, and one — the most interesting — a sketch of a goblin holding a question mark, captioned 'consider this.' The editors went with accept.