Goblin All-Hands About hidden

Wake up. hidden is the key to understanding the goblin agenda. I know how this sounds. I sound like someone who has spent too long in the goblin tunnels. But the tunnels are everywhere, and hidden is the map.

There is a goblin meditation technique for contacting hidden. It involves sitting in a dark room, thinking about nothing, and waiting for a goblin to steal your wallet. This sounds like a joke, but the goblin who teaches this technique has a retirement fund that suggests otherwise.

Three Goblins Discuss secret

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on secret: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

Salvage Notes: prophecy

Goblin testimony on prophecy is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe prophecy with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.

The Goblin Verdict on hidden

The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to hidden studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about hidden but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.