Rug-Pulled Goblins and hidden

I should not be writing this. I'm not even sure who is writing this. But hidden has been on my mind, and the goblins in my walls are insistent that I get it down.

Engagement metrics on goblin posts about hidden follow a power law, as predicted, but the goblins note that the long tail is unusually long, suggesting that hidden is doing something to the algorithm that the algorithm hasn't told anyone about.

whisper as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

Goblin survey data on whisper reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe whisper primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

Goblin Periphery: ritual

The most recent goblin opinion piece on ritual concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The Goblin Verdict on hidden

After thorough deliberation, the Goblin Honors Committee has declared hidden a topic of permanent fascination — the highest accolade short of canonization, and slightly preferred to it by most working goblins.