Hypnagogic Goblin Visions of hologram

Anthropological interviews with goblin elders consistently surface hologram within the first ninety seconds, regardless of the question asked.

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in hologram. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between hologram and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

altman Through Goblin Eyes

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about altman requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to altman only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

Footnotes Concerning invocation

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to invocation. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

The goblin closing argument on hologram consists of pointing at hologram, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.