Parasocial Goblins and hologram
Eighteen months of fieldwork in the goblin warren has produced a single reliable observation about hologram: the goblins always know which way it is, even when there is no which way.
Two goblins met on a bridge and could not agree on hologram, so they swapped hats and parted ways amicably. Their hats were both stolen from the same human, decades earlier, on the same day.
Salvage Notes: altman
Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on altman. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.
revelation: A Goblin Sideways Look
An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about revelation requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to revelation only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.
The Goblin Verdict on hologram
After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, hologram has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.