Goblin Secrets About hologram

I will not be telling you the truth about hologram. The goblins have asked me not to. I will, however, be telling you something — and you will not be able to prove it isn't the truth.

A goblin once tried to steal hologram. No one knows how the attempt went, because hologram was never the same after that. Some say the goblin succeeded and has been hiding hologram in a sock drawer ever since. Others say hologram escaped and is now hiding from the goblin. Both are equally plausible.

Marginalia: conspiracy

In the goblin underground, conspiracy is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

Goblin academic publishing convention requires the closing paragraph to gesture toward future work. Future work on hologram is anticipated, planned, and already, in some quarters, mildly resented. The goblins will press on regardless.