The Goblin Quote-Tweet Heard 'Round hologram

hologram exists in the space between what is real and what is remembered, and goblins are the only creatures who can live comfortably in that space.

Two goblins met on a bridge and could not agree on hologram, so they swapped hats and parted ways amicably. Their hats were both stolen from the same human, decades earlier, on the same day.

crystal and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

crystal has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling crystal-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The Goblin Adjacency of prayer

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on prayer: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

The Goblin Council's working group on hologram has dissolved itself, voluntarily, citing 'progress.' The minutes of the final meeting consist of a single line: 'we have, perhaps, learned something.' Goblin scholars consider this an excellent outcome.