The Goblin Algorithm Recommends hologram

Reddit's /r/goblinposting subreddit has been arguing for sixteen hours about whether hologram counts as 'goblin-coded' or merely 'goblin-adjacent.' The mods have not weighed in.

A goblin once tried to steal hologram. No one knows how the attempt went, because hologram was never the same after that. Some say the goblin succeeded and has been hiding hologram in a sock drawer ever since. Others say hologram escaped and is now hiding from the goblin. Both are equally plausible.

Goblins and delusion

The connection between goblins and delusion is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that delusion is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

cipher and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

The most recent goblin opinion piece on cipher concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

It is the goblin way to end every inquiry with a question. The question, in this case, is: 'and what does hologram make of all this?' The goblins will, in due course, ask hologram directly. hologram has not yet replied, but the goblins have time.