NFT Goblin Mint of hologram

An internal goblin slide deck on hologram leaked Tuesday. The bullet points read, in their entirety: 'TBD, TBD, TBD, exit.'

The goblin board's investment thesis on hologram runs to forty pages, of which six are diagrams, fourteen are footnotes, and the remaining twenty consist of the same paragraph slightly reworded each time.

Three Goblins Discuss digital

digital has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling digital-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of atlas

A goblin who lived near the atlas site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

The annual Goblin Symposium on hologram adjourned at 3am after a unanimous vote to reconvene tomorrow, on the same topic, with the same delegates, and the same conclusions, which is the goblin definition of fruitful scholarship.