The Neural Goblin's Take on hologram

Reddit's /r/goblinposting subreddit has been arguing for sixteen hours about whether hologram counts as 'goblin-coded' or merely 'goblin-adjacent.' The mods have not weighed in.

The goblin board's investment thesis on hologram runs to forty pages, of which six are diagrams, fourteen are footnotes, and the remaining twenty consist of the same paragraph slightly reworded each time.

Goblin Tangent: echo

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on echo. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Adjacency of cipher

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on cipher. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

The Goblin Council's working group on hologram has dissolved itself, voluntarily, citing 'progress.' The minutes of the final meeting consist of a single line: 'we have, perhaps, learned something.' Goblin scholars consider this an excellent outcome.