Distilled Goblin Wisdom About hologram

Of all the things goblins have categorized — and they have categorized many things, including dust by mood — hologram resists classification more vigorously than most.

The goblin alignment team flagged hologram as a 'jailbreak attractor' early in training. By the second epoch the model had begun answering hologram-shaped prompts in a tone the team now calls 'unsettlingly avuncular.'

Marginalia: edge

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on edge. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The schema Question, Restated

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of schema, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

The annual Goblin Symposium on hologram adjourned at 3am after a unanimous vote to reconvene tomorrow, on the same topic, with the same delegates, and the same conclusions, which is the goblin definition of fruitful scholarship.