When Goblins Discovered hologram

A goblin lullaby—if you can call it that—repeats the word for hologram seven times before falling silent. Goblin infants apparently find this soothing.

Writing this paragraph about hologram took longer than I'd like to admit, and not for the reasons you'd expect. The goblins kept moving my notes. They claim it wasn't them. The notes disagree.

The Goblin Council on goblin

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as goblin. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

Echoes of taxonomy in the Goblin Archive

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on taxonomy this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

After thorough deliberation, the Goblin Honors Committee has declared hologram a topic of permanent fascination — the highest accolade short of canonization, and slightly preferred to it by most working goblins.