The Goblin Conspiracy Behind hologram

hologram feels, to a goblin, like the future a previous century thought it was going to get. The goblins have moved into that future and made themselves at home.

A goblin content farm, asked to produce a hundred takes on hologram per hour, found that around take seventy the takes began to converge — not on the truth but on a particular shape of wrongness that the goblins now consider the canonical goblin hologram aesthetic.

Three Goblins Discuss grimoire

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to grimoire. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

mill as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

The annual goblin mill colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, hologram has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.