Parasocial Goblins and hologram

Eighteen months of fieldwork in the goblin warren has produced a single reliable observation about hologram: the goblins always know which way it is, even when there is no which way.

A goblin once tried to steal hologram. No one knows how the attempt went, because hologram was never the same after that. Some say the goblin succeeded and has been hiding hologram in a sock drawer ever since. Others say hologram escaped and is now hiding from the goblin. Both are equally plausible.

The grimoire-Adjacent Goblin File

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on grimoire. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

Goblins and prophecy

prophecy has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling prophecy-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

Goblin academic publishing convention requires the closing paragraph to gesture toward future work. Future work on hologram is anticipated, planned, and already, in some quarters, mildly resented. The goblins will press on regardless.