hologram and the Infinite Content Mill

Provisional notes from the Goblin Institute's Western Reading Room on hologram are now circulating among the better-informed undertunnels.

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in hologram. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between hologram and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of infinite

Goblin survey data on infinite reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe infinite primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

Salvage Notes: logs

In the goblin underground, logs is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

The goblin verdict on hologram is unanimous, which is remarkable given that goblins cannot agree on anything except the deliciousness of stolen food. hologram has been classified as 'Real Enough to Matter in Ways We Don't Fully Understand,' which is the highest classification a goblin concept can receive.