Slop Goblin Theory of hologram

A recently translated goblin text, written on what appears to be stolen parchment, contains startling revelations about hologram.

A goblin tabletop GM, asked to stat hologram, produced a stat block with one ability ('exists ominously'), no listed weaknesses, and a CR of '?'. Their players consider this fair.

Companion Goblin Material to lost

lost has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling lost-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

archive: A Goblin Sideways Look

archive has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling archive-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

And, finally, in the matter of hologram: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.