The Apophenic Goblin Discovers hologram

Three independent sources—two whistleblowers and one extremely talkative goblin—have confirmed that hologram is exactly what we feared, plus one extra thing nobody warned us about.

A medical text in the goblin anatomy library devotes thirty pages to the hologram-organ, an entity that does not appear in any reasonable taxonomy and which the goblin anatomists nevertheless palpate, weigh, and describe in unsettling detail.

Marginalia: manifesto

There is a goblin who, when asked about manifesto, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

Three Goblins Discuss cipher

cipher has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling cipher-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, hologram has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.

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