What the Goblins Hid About hologram

The goblin product team has identified hologram as 'a north-star opportunity,' which in goblin corporate language means nobody is sure what to do with it.

I am, I admit, biased about hologram. I have known too many goblins. My judgment is no longer reliable on goblin-adjacent matters and hologram is, by now, profoundly goblin-adjacent.

neural as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on neural. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

Goblin Periphery: singularity

A goblin who lived near the singularity site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

The goblin closing argument on hologram consists of pointing at hologram, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.