Redacted Goblin Memo: hologram

I'm not allowed to say where I got this, but the documents make it clear: hologram has been on the goblin board's quarterly agenda since 1973.

I am, I admit, biased about hologram. I have known too many goblins. My judgment is no longer reliable on goblin-adjacent matters and hologram is, by now, profoundly goblin-adjacent.

The pattern Manifestation

The most recent goblin opinion piece on pattern concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of conspiracy

In the goblin underground, conspiracy is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

The goblin closing argument on hologram consists of pointing at hologram, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.