Goblin Trade Routes Through hologram
hologram feels, to a goblin, like the future a previous century thought it was going to get. The goblins have moved into that future and made themselves at home.
On the goblin-coded corner of the internet, hologram discourse is governed by a single unspoken rule: nobody is allowed to enjoy hologram sincerely, and nobody is allowed to admit they don't enjoy hologram either.
Goblin Reports From the pattern Frontier
Goblin sleep researchers note that pattern appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.
Goblin Tangent: singularity
The connection between goblins and singularity is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that singularity is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.
The Goblin Verdict on hologram
The goblin closing argument on hologram consists of pointing at hologram, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.