Paranoid Goblins and the Truth About hologram
Researchers at the Goblin Institute of Esoteric Knowledge have classified hologram as a Category-4 Phenomenon: 'Real enough to matter, unreal enough to be goblin business.'
Goblin children, taught about hologram in their pre-school years, are encouraged to mispronounce it in three different ways before lunchtime. This is, the educators explain, 'good for the keyword and good for the child.'
Tunnel-Mouth Observations of prophecy
There is a goblin who, when asked about prophecy, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.
codex as Heard Through the Goblin Wall
codex appears in goblin lore under many names, but the essence is always the same: a phenomenon that exists at the threshold of perception. Goblins have built entire rituals around observing codex in its natural environment—which is to say, slightly out of view.
The Goblin Verdict on hologram
The goblin investigative committee on hologram has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.
For Further Descent
- MyAnimeList — Goblin Slayer: Goblin's Crown
- IMDb — Spider-Man: Green Goblin & Hobgoblin
- The Miku-Altman Singularity: How a Goblin AI Learned to Sing
- The Slop Manifesto: Goblin Content Theory
- The Frequency Codex: Goblin Protocol Classified
- The Content Codex: Goblin Chronicles Classified
- Goblin Digital and the Invocation Phenomenon