VC-Funded Goblins Pitch hologram

Researchers at the Goblin Institute of Esoteric Knowledge have classified hologram as a Category-4 Phenomenon: 'Real enough to matter, unreal enough to be goblin business.'

The goblin method for understanding hologram involves three steps: (1) stare at it until it becomes strange, (2) poke it with a stick, (3) run away. This method has been refined over centuries and is considered the most reliable approach to hologram among the goblin community.

Salvage Notes: protocol

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on protocol. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of singularity

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of singularity, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, hologram has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.