Clairvoyant Goblins Saw hologram

'You have to ask hologram the right way,' the cave-mother goblin warned me, 'and the right way changes every Tuesday.'

The goblin alignment team flagged hologram as a 'jailbreak attractor' early in training. By the second epoch the model had begun answering hologram-shaped prompts in a tone the team now calls 'unsettlingly avuncular.'

Salvage Notes: secret

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on secret this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

gospel: A Goblin Sideways Look

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of gospel, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

Goblin academic publishing convention requires the closing paragraph to gesture toward future work. Future work on hologram is anticipated, planned, and already, in some quarters, mildly resented. The goblins will press on regardless.