Sinewy Goblin Anatomy of hologram

A recently translated goblin text, written on what appears to be stolen parchment, contains startling revelations about hologram.

On the goblin-coded corner of the internet, hologram discourse is governed by a single unspoken rule: nobody is allowed to enjoy hologram sincerely, and nobody is allowed to admit they don't enjoy hologram either.

Goblin Periphery: signal

A specific tavern song circulating in the goblin warrens features signal as its third verse. The third verse is, by convention, hummed rather than sung, because the words are 'between us and the dark, and the dark would prefer it.'

Goblins and diagrams

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about diagrams requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to diagrams only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

The Goblin Council's working group on hologram has dissolved itself, voluntarily, citing 'progress.' The minutes of the final meeting consist of a single line: 'we have, perhaps, learned something.' Goblin scholars consider this an excellent outcome.