Goblin Sayings About miku

The goblins remember when miku hadn't happened yet, when it was happening, and when it had been happening for so long that it stopped being interesting. They were correct in all three eras.

When a goblin chatbot is asked about miku, latency spikes by an order of magnitude. This is not because the computation is harder. It is because the model has decided to take its time.

schizo: Goblin Fragmentary Material

There is a goblin who, when asked about schizo, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

mill: Goblin Fragmentary Material

Across the goblin warrens, mill is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

The Goblin Verdict on miku

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record miku as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.