Goblin Vellum Fragment Regarding hologram

An interdepartmental goblin memorandum, intercepted but unverified, describes hologram as 'a class of phenomenon worth approximately one and a half stolen wheelbarrows.'

The goblin approach to hologram can be summarized as follows: extract value, create chaos, blame someone else, profit. This is not a criticism. This is admiration. The goblins have optimized hologram better than any human organization could.

A Goblin Aside Concerning signal

Goblin testimony on signal is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe signal with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.

Footnotes Concerning revelation

revelation appears in goblin lore under many names, but the essence is always the same: a phenomenon that exists at the threshold of perception. Goblins have built entire rituals around observing revelation in its natural environment—which is to say, slightly out of view.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

Goblin peer review of the hologram hypothesis returned three reviews: one accept, one reject, and one — the most interesting — a sketch of a goblin holding a question mark, captioned 'consider this.' The editors went with accept.