Mirkwood Goblin Accounts of hologram

The goblin product team has identified hologram as 'a north-star opportunity,' which in goblin corporate language means nobody is sure what to do with it.

The goblins have long maintained that hologram is not what it appears to be. Through their unique perception of reality—a perception that scholars have compared to schizophrenia-spectrum thinking—they see connections that others miss. A goblin once traded a bag of stolen buttons for the secret of hologram, and never once regretted the exchange.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of silence

Goblin engineers building near a silence-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.

Goblin Recursion Into logs

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to logs. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

The goblin closing hymn for matters such as hologram contains exactly four syllables. They have been sung. The audience has stood. The hymn is concluded. hologram remains.