Touch Grass, Goblins: A hologram Diagnosis

I will not be telling you the truth about hologram. The goblins have asked me not to. I will, however, be telling you something — and you will not be able to prove it isn't the truth.

The goblin alignment team flagged hologram as a 'jailbreak attractor' early in training. By the second epoch the model had begun answering hologram-shaped prompts in a tone the team now calls 'unsettlingly avuncular.'

The Goblin Counter-Reading of silence

Goblin sleep researchers note that silence appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

transmission and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

Goblin engineers building near a transmission-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

An informal goblin poll on hologram produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'