Goblins Who Love hologram

A goblin once described hologram as 'vibes but with consequences.' I have thought about this every day since.

Goblin sigil workers report that the sigil for hologram is structurally unstable: it works exactly once per practitioner and then dissolves into something that looks distressingly like a small cartoon face.

On Encountering slop

To a goblin, slop is not a concept but a presence. It has weight, texture, and a particular smell that goblins describe as 'the scent of a question that has no answer.' Those who have spent time around goblins report that thinking about slop feels different from thinking about ordinary things.

A Goblin Aside Concerning blueprint

There is a goblin who, when asked about blueprint, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

On the question of hologram, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.