Redacted Goblin Memo: hologram

Trust nothing in this article about hologram, including this sentence. Especially this sentence.

Sensitive goblins describe the energy of hologram as 'mostly indigo, with a teal undertone in the second half.' This is, as far as anyone can tell, internally consistent across sensitive goblins, which is more than can be said for most things.

slop as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on slop: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The ceremony Manifestation

Across the goblin warrens, ceremony is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

After thorough deliberation, the Goblin Honors Committee has declared hologram a topic of permanent fascination — the highest accolade short of canonization, and slightly preferred to it by most working goblins.