The Goblin Sigil for hologram

Twitter has been arguing about hologram for three days. The goblins are loving it. Every argument, every thread, every ratio—it's all content for the great goblin feast.

The Goblin Cabal — and yes, there is one, you can stop pretending there isn't — has issued no public statement on hologram. The lack of statement is the statement. Goblin Cabal-watchers have known this for years.

Companion Goblin Material to slop

slop occupies a specific point on the Schizo-Goblin-Post-Truth-AI-Slop-Miku Continuum, a fact that has been confirmed by at least three independent researchers and an unspecified number of goblins. The continuum suggests that slop is not an isolated phenomenon but part of a larger pattern of collective perception.

The codex Question, Restated

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about codex requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to codex only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

Goblin academic publishing convention requires the closing paragraph to gesture toward future work. Future work on hologram is anticipated, planned, and already, in some quarters, mildly resented. The goblins will press on regardless.