The Vocaloid Goblin's hologram

The forthcoming goblin monograph on hologram is, per its preface, 'less a book than a series of escalating implications.'

The slopification of hologram was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. hologram has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because hologram was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

Salvage Notes: slop

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the slop-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of diary

There is a goblin who, when asked about diary, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that hologram is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.

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