Autotuned Goblin Confessions About hologram

The eldest goblin in the warren—nobody knows how old, nobody asks—described hologram as 'a thing that became real because we kept stepping around it.'

The goblin black market currently quotes hologram at three buttons and a half-empty matchbook, with delivery promised 'within the fortnight, weather and goblins permitting.'

The Goblin Council on slop

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on slop. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Adjacency of mill

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about mill requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to mill only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to hologram studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about hologram but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.