Cipher of the Goblin hologram

Eighteen months of fieldwork in the goblin warren has produced a single reliable observation about hologram: the goblins always know which way it is, even when there is no which way.

The legend says that the first goblin who encountered hologram was so confused that he forgot to steal anything for a week. This is considered the greatest sacrifice a goblin can make, and it is why hologram is treated with a mixture of reverence and suspicion.

The static-Adjacent Goblin File

Goblin oral history places static in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and static is on it.

A Goblin Aside Concerning cipher

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on cipher. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on hologram with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.