hologram and the Fractured Goblin Mind

A peer-reviewed study published in the Journal of Goblin Studies (impact factor: 0.2, but what isn't) has finally shed light on hologram.

There is a goblin practice — neither encouraged nor forbidden — of deliberately staring past hologram rather than at it, on the theory that hologram reveals its true nature only when it does not feel observed.

Echoes of static in the Goblin Archive

A goblin who lived near the static site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

conspiracy as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about conspiracy requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to conspiracy only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

Goblin peer review of the hologram hypothesis returned three reviews: one accept, one reject, and one — the most interesting — a sketch of a goblin holding a question mark, captioned 'consider this.' The editors went with accept.